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小小说：FREE KITTENS

itwriting(halfpercent)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Copied from a friend :)
A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS .
Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her.
Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man. "Hi there , little girl . I'm Justin Trudeau. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
"Kittens," little Suzy said.
"How old are they?" asked Trudeau.
Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
"And what kind of kittens are they?"
"Liberals," answered Suzy with a smile.
Trudeau was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that Trudeau should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
So , the next day Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from CTV and CBC. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Trudeau got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.
"Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
"Yes , sir," Suzy said. "They're Conservatives."
Taken by surprise, Trudeau stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you told me they were Liberals."
Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know But today, they have their eyes open."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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Last Updated: 2017-11-6
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  • 枫下茶话 / 社会政治 / 小小说：FREE KITTENS -itwriting(halfpercent); 2017-11-6 {1579} (#11162837@0) +7
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Copied from a friend :)
    A pretty little girl named Suzy was standing on the sidewalk in front of her home. Next to her was a basket containing a number of tiny creatures; in her hand was a sign announcing FREE KITTENS .
    Suddenly a line of big black cars pulled up beside her.
    Out of the lead car stepped a tall, grinning man. "Hi there , little girl . I'm Justin Trudeau. What do you have in the basket?" he asked.
    "Kittens," little Suzy said.
    "How old are they?" asked Trudeau.
    Suzy replied, "They're so young, their eyes aren't even open yet."
    "And what kind of kittens are they?"
    "Liberals," answered Suzy with a smile.
    Trudeau was delighted. As soon as he returned to his car, he called his PR chief and told him about the little girl and the kittens. Recognizing the perfect photo op, the two men agreed that Trudeau should return the next day; and in front of the assembled media, have the girl talk about her discerning kittens.
    So , the next day Suzy was again standing on the sidewalk with her basket of "FREE KITTENS," when another motorcade pulled up, this time followed by vans from CTV and CBC. Cameras and audio equipment were quickly set up, then Trudeau got out of his limo and walked over to little Suzy.
    "Hello, again," he said, "I'd love it if you would tell all my friends out there what kind of kittens you're giving away."
    "Yes , sir," Suzy said. "They're Conservatives."
    Taken by surprise, Trudeau stammered, "But...but...yesterday, you told me they were Liberals."
    Little Suzy smiled and said, "I know But today, they have their eyes open."更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 -newrover(漫游); 2017-11-6 (#11162854@0) +4
      • 自己拿不出什么好的东西来就靠攻击对手了。 -abc2011(Always Be Creating); 2017-11-6 (#11162885@0) +1
        • 只是幽默一下啊。 -breezy00(渺); 2017-11-6 (#11162973@0) +1
      • 肚子都笑俄了啊。 -breezy00(渺); 2017-11-6 (#11162970@0) +1
        • 嗯，笑死了。没吃早饭呐？：） -newrover(漫游); 2017-11-6 (#11162996@0) +1
          • 下次得多吃点儿啊以防万一啊。 -breezy00(渺); 2017-11-6 (#11163051@0)
    • 太有才了啊。lol -breezy00(渺); 2017-11-6 (#11162969@0)
    • LOL ..... 只谈这个笑话故事本身啊，其实我不是很明白为什么里面的小土豆看到有小孩儿送“liberal”的猫会觉着是个可以拿来宣扬的事。。。 -barbarian(粗人); 2017-11-6 (#11162975@0)
      • LOL。我觉得很好理解啊，特别传神。小土豆连穿双花袜子都当成主要卖点大肆宣扬，某些粉丝还把穿花袜子当成小土豆的主要政绩-----当然他也没啥别的值得一提的政绩。这样看，本帖的讽刺不是很传神吗？LOL -newrover(漫游); 2017-11-6 (#11163015@0) +4
        • 你们嫉妒了啊。*_* -breezy00(渺); 2017-11-6 (#11163056@0)
          • 必须滴。LOL -newrover(漫游); 2017-11-6 (#11163158@0)
            • 赶快穿双土豆花袜子ＰＫ啊你有花袜子吗。＊＿＊ -breezy00(渺); 2017-11-6 (#11163187@0)
              • 这个真没有。LOL -newrover(漫游); 2017-11-6 (#11164475@0)
                • 有一点不明白：木木认为脚是最低贱的，土豆把星月穿在脚上，木木不觉得被侮辱了吗？ -silkoton(silkoton); 2017-11-6 (#11164533@0) +2
      • 他人不聪明但确实有亲和力啊能打动女人儿童老人家的心啊。 -breezy00(渺); 2017-11-6 (#11163053@0)
        • 不一定不聪明，也许正是这样的表现才死死抓住了杀白甜的心。 -vega_lee(天津包子-就不改); 2017-11-6 (#11163110@0)
          • 女人儿童就是傻白甜啊赤裸裸的歧视啊。 -breezy00(渺); 2017-11-6 (#11163117@0)
            • “女人儿童就是傻白甜”是你说的，你能代表所有妇女儿童支持土豆了？ -vega_lee(天津包子-就不改); 2017-11-6 (#11163118@0)
              • 说不过你啊。 -breezy00(渺); 2017-11-6 (#11163124@0)
      • 小土豆觉得小女孩是在向人们宣扬“liberal"，就好像那个把花插在枪口中的女孩一样。 -kiticli(lalala); 2017-11-6 (#11163087@0)
    • 哈哈哈~~ -kiticli(lalala); 2017-11-6 (#11163013@0)
    • 这明明是个很好的段子吗，有人说这是谣言，你说他成年了么? -mantis(我是虾一只); 2017-11-6 (#11163102@0) +1
      • 还记得你上次在谈天说地写的那篇啊比这个还幽默啊。 -breezy00(渺); 2017-11-6 (#11163125@0)
        • 谢谢，都忘记了，难得你记得。我这秃笔都锈了，就锈着吧。 -mantis(我是虾一只); 2017-11-6 (#11163226@0)

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