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Joke: A Priest And A Nun (ZT)

A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.

The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said “Damn, I missed.”

The good Sister told him to watch his language.

On his next swing, he missed again. “Damn, I missed.”

“Father, I’m not going to play with you if you keep swearing,” the nun said tartly.

The priest promised to do better, and the round continued.

On the fourth tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.

Sister is really mad now and says, “Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that.”

On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. “Damn, I missed.”

A terrible rumble is heard, and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

And from the sky comes a booming voice... “Damn, I missed.”
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  • 枫下佳缘 / 快乐单身 / Joke: A Priest And A Nun (ZT)
    A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf.

    The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said “Damn, I missed.”

    The good Sister told him to watch his language.

    On his next swing, he missed again. “Damn, I missed.”

    “Father, I’m not going to play with you if you keep swearing,” the nun said tartly.

    The priest promised to do better, and the round continued.

    On the fourth tee, he misses again. The usual comment followed.

    Sister is really mad now and says, “Father John, God is going to strike you dead if you keep swearing like that.”

    On the next tee, Father John swings and misses again. “Damn, I missed.”

    A terrible rumble is heard, and a gigantic bolt of lightning comes out of the sky and strikes Sister Marie dead in her tracks.

    And from the sky comes a booming voice... “Damn, I missed.”
    • !!!
      好老的贴啊....hiahiahia
      • But isn't it funny?!
    • HA3! funny one
    • 我编一个。学校有警告牌,写着 : No peanuts or peanut products at school。结果一个小男生一看就哭了,说 :学校不让他来可怎么办呢。旁边一小女孩愣了一下也跟着哭了,说她也不让来了。
      • 俺没幽默感, 还是你转弯吧
        • 不行, 我得让你猜, 我说不出口, 你什么都敢说.
          • 哦, 自己编这么个笑话就是为显清纯啊....................
            不过这下我知道你该说什么了, 不说....憋死你
            • 呵呵, 还真憋着了.
    • so funny. thanks
    • 搂住在这儿。。。
      • 听过这么个说法,跟在joke后比较合适,上帝第1天造光,科学发现是130亿年前宇宙爆炸;上帝第6天造人,科学发现X百万年前出现人(我不确定X,先定为1),那是因为上帝钟表与人类的不同嘛,天上5天=人类129亿9千9百万年。
        耶稣说:我实在告诉你们:站在这里的人中,就有些人在未尝到死味以前,必要看见人子来到自己的国内。就是有生之年会看到末日审判,这个有生之年就算100年吧,哪知道耶稣大概说的是上帝的钟表,这小於100年的时间,用人类钟算一下子至少大於1千9百7十多年(假设耶稣公元30年说的话),要是按5天/129亿9千9百万年的比例,世界末日的日子还早着呢,先活好这辈子再说,嘿嘿
        • 你怎么知道我是在用上帝的钟表?!
      • Canadiantire, I really admire the TIME you spent on commenting my post -- it's just a joke! I just want more people to enjoy it. I also read it long time ago. That's it.
        What more sarcastic languages or pictures you want to use, USE it please, if it could make you feel you're better, you're cleverer, or you're more knowledgeable! But, I, AM still enjoying the humor even though it is a million-year OLD joke.
        • Take it easy. He just was kiding with you.
          • Maybe he wanted to post the joke. but when he saw mine, he felt so regret. So his actual feeling is: " Damn, I missed it".