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joke on Romanians and Europeans in general. There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Romanian men and 1 Romanian woman
2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere...
The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
The 2 Frenchmen and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule and alternate with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
** The Romanian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the woman and started swimming.***
The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism.
But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.
The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-South side and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey.
But at least they know the English aren't getting any...!!!更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下佳缘 / 快乐单身 / A married man, 38 years old, 173cm, live in Scarborough, mother's language is Romanian, looking for a romantic and clean lady for a discreet relationship. If interested, please email me: nicks2929@yahoo.com
    • Your mother's language is Romaninan, what is yours? Do you speak any language?
    • you S.O.B.
      • 顶。妹妹说话我爱听!
      • Curious...what is SOB? Thanks.
        • Son of Biaaaatch
          • Shortness of Breath.... kidding
            • lol,neat!
      • absolutely
    • Just let you know that this ad is posted to help a friend. He speaks Romanian and English. Just like us, our mother's language is Chinese, then we speak Chinese and English.
      • That is called "Mother tongue " not "mother's language"
      • IS HE CLEAN? Hookers should be good for him
    • o..wow...such a nice guy. why don't offer your "romantic and clean" wife or gf for your dear "married"friend, and give him a taste of chinese woman?
      • the answer is obvious.
        • doesn this mean, yes, he will..haha..ha...
          • doesn this mean, yes, he had..haha..ha...
            • does this mean he had and he will? yes, he had and he will..haha..ha...
    • joke on Romanians and Europeans in general. There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛There is a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere where the following people are stranded:
      2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
      2 French men and 1 French woman
      2 German men and 1 German woman
      2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
      2 English men and 1 English woman
      2 Romanian men and 1 Romanian woman
      2 Swedish men and 1 Swedish woman
      2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman
      One month later on this beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere...
      The 1 Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman.
      The 2 Frenchmen and the French woman are living happily together in a "menage a trois".
      The two German men have a strict weekly schedule and alternate with the German woman.
      The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
      The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
      ** The Romanian men took one look at the endless ocean, one look at the woman and started swimming.***
      The two Swedish men are contemplating the virtues of suicide while the woman keeps on bitching about her body being her own and the true nature of feminism.
      But at least it's not snowing and the taxes are low.
      The Irish began by dividing their island Northside-South side and setting up a distillery. They don't remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut-whiskey.
      But at least they know the English aren't getting any...!!!更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • Good one. :-)
      • :)-