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讲个笑话,看看你的反应快不快

stockwalker(傲狮群熊)

说有一位出租车司机某天碰到个老太太要搭车,司机很高兴地让她上了车.老太太坐在司机的旁边,手里还拿了一食品袋子的核桃仁(PEANUT).司机看到后,就说,"oh,peanuts, they are good for your health." , 老太太只是笑着点点头没有出声. 又开了一会儿,司机说" i like peanuts too, may i try some?", 老太太皱了下眉就把那袋子PEANUTS 给了司机,但还是没说话. 很快司机就把那袋子吃光了,老太太看到后就又从包里拿出了一袋子给他,司机也没客气,接过来就吃,很快就又吃光了,然后一抹嘴说" oh, you do really like peanuts." 这时只听老太太颤颤悠悠地说" no, i just like chocolate." 司机愕然.

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枫下佳缘 / 快乐单身 / 讲个笑话,看看你的反应快不快 -stockwalker(傲狮群熊); 2006-7-26 {552} (#3104766@0)
说有一位出租车司机某天碰到个老太太要搭车,司机很高兴地让她上了车.老太太坐在司机的旁边,手里还拿了一食品袋子的核桃仁(PEANUT).司机看到后,就说,"oh,peanuts, they are good for your health." , 老太太只是笑着点点头没有出声. 又开了一会儿,司机说" i like peanuts too, may i try some?", 老太太皱了下眉就把那袋子PEANUTS 给了司机,但还是没说话. 很快司机就把那袋子吃光了,老太太看到后就又从包里拿出了一袋子给他,司机也没客气,接过来就吃,很快就又吃光了,然后一抹嘴说" oh, you do really like peanuts." 这时只听老太太颤颤悠悠地说" no, i just like chocolate." 司机愕然.

哎..不就是.. -serenade123(橘子红了); 2006-7-26 {20} (#3104778@0)
加花生的巧克力吗....

哈哈,一定是个惯吃零食的 -stockwalker(傲狮群熊); 2006-7-26 {64} (#3104801@0)
是不是看到仁了,刚开始我听英文后,还真没有反应过来.后来琢磨过来了.

错.... -serenade123(橘子红了); 2006-7-26 {31} (#3104814@0)
是吃花生...吃惯了...:)))呵呵...

haha -stockwalker(傲狮群熊); 2006-7-26 {19} (#3104828@0)
it is good for you.

司机吃的都是老人家嘴里过滤过的........ -braveheart2006(dave); 2006-7-26 (#3104798@0)

其实是个漂亮的小姐 -stockwalker(傲狮群熊); 2006-7-26 (#3104822@0)

挺恶心...... -braveheart2006(dave); 2006-7-26 (#3104802@0)

还恶心吗 -stockwalker(傲狮群熊); 2006-7-26 (#3104824@0)

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