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I have something funny for you :)

iwannasay(童言无忌)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛ACTUAL ANSWERING MACHINE OUTGOING MESSAGES RECORDED
AND VERIFIED BY THE WORLD FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE OF ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES.

1.My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
2.A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
4. Hi. Now you say something.
5. Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
7. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and I will get back to you.
10. This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
13. Hi! If you are a burglar, we're probably at
home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.
14. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
15. Hello, you've reached Ricky and Susan. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Susan likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下家园 / 生活杂事 / 谁给我一段answer machine中greetings的demo？别太长，顺口，礼貌。谢谢。 -mildkiller(爱,已成往事); 2002-1-29 (#351039@0)
    • you reach *** and ***(or if you don't want to mention your name, you can change to the telephone number) Sorry we are not available to answer your phone right now. Please leave your name and message in detail, we will call you back as soon as possible. -birdswimming(feifei); 2002-1-29 {27} (#351040@0)
      Thanks and have a nice day!
      • Thanks and have a nice day! -mildkiller(爱,已成往事); 2002-1-29 (#351051@0)
    • Who's calling? Leave your name and message please. -birdswimming(feifei); 2002-1-29 (#351042@0)
    • 我不在家，上哪儿去了就不告诉你，想找到我就留个言。 -imbane(imbane); 2002-1-29 (#351043@0)
      • 哈哈！楼长！ -pandora(Sarah); 2002-1-29 (#351372@0)
    • "The number you dial is not valid. Please try to call again." -kiwi(kiwi); 2002-1-29 {9} (#351044@0)
      hahaha...
    • I have something funny for you :) -iwannasay(童言无忌); 2002-1-29 {2579} (#351048@0)
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛ACTUAL ANSWERING MACHINE OUTGOING MESSAGES RECORDED
      AND VERIFIED BY THE WORLD FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL INSTITUTE OF ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGES.

      1.My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.
      2.A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.
      3. Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
      4. Hi. Now you say something.
      5. Hi, I'm not home right now, but my answering machine is, so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep.
      6. Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?
      7. Hello! If you leave a message, I'll call you soon. If you leave a "sexy" message, I'll call sooner!
      8. Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.
      9. Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and number and I will get back to you.
      10. This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your number and your reason for calling, and I'll think about returning your call.
      11. Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
      12. Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. Leave a message and then wait by your phone until I call you back.
      13. Hi! If you are a burglar, we're probably at
      home cleaning our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave a message.
      14. Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us.
      15. Hello, you've reached Ricky and Susan. We can't pick up the phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Susan likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to right... real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
      • haha, nice voice message. -birdswimming(feifei); 2002-1-29 (#351055@0)
      • COOL, :) i love this. -violent_panda(彻底打倒乱讲话的熊猫); 2002-1-29 (#351064@0)
      • No 14 is really funny! -kiwi(kiwi); 2002-1-29 (#351066@0)
    • I'm lazy, I'm busy, if you are crazy, leave me a message. :P -cocotea(可可茶养兔子); 2002-1-29 (#351072@0)
    • birdswimming's answer is standard. But I would like to add something funny. -juventus(双博，复旦，巴灵顿); 2002-1-29 {70} (#351087@0)
      你有权保持沉默。如果你放弃这项权利，你的每句话都会在法庭上作为
      证据。
    • Hello, you've reached ***, I'm not available now. Please leave your name and message, I'll give you ring back as soon as possible. Thank you. -frankljl(xiaoli); 2002-1-29 (#351135@0)
      • thanks a lot. it sounds professional:) -mildkiller(爱,已成往事); 2002-1-29 (#351141@0)
    • Hello, this is **(tel No.), I can't take your call now, please leave your name, number and message, I'll call you back as soon as possible. Thank you. -cloud2001(卷云溶月); 2002-1-29 (#351155@0)
    • Hi, You've reached ****, you know what to do after the beep. -terrydu(老杜); 2002-1-29 (#351232@0)
    • I am unavailable and please leave your message. -pyramid(金字塔); 2002-1-29 (#351845@0)

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