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vomit-causingly flirteous.
win
(秋天的菠菜)
(#9444320@0)
Last Updated: 2015-5-12
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今年最佳微小说
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
{212}
(#9444066@0)
一个官二代在北京偶遇一农民工，愕然发现农民工与自己长得酷似。官二代轻蔑地说：“你妈年轻时是不是在钓鱼台国宾馆当过服务员？”农民工诚惶诚恐：“木有，俺妈一辈子木离开过农村。倒是俺爹身体好，年轻时给首长当过警卫员。”
哈哈哈
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facenorthface
(小北);
2015-5-12
(#9444123@0)
嗯，成人故事。
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nocturne
(夜游神);
2015-5-12
(#9444128@0)
信息量略大。
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madog
(武疯子 - 静静看你装);
2015-5-12
(#9444129@0)
没看懂? 静静看你装!
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444162@0)
还好只是略大。看懂了。
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madog
(武疯子 - 静静看你装);
2015-5-12
(#9444168@0)
哈哈哈哈哈，小鸟学坏了。。。。
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linearvib
(就站在你身后。。);
2015-5-12
(#9444134@0)
你这个新ID貌似非常gay.. 能改下不？
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madog
(武疯子 - 静静看你装);
2015-5-12
(#9444181@0)
崴？
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redneck
(Cracker);
2015-5-12
(#9444207@0)
别理他。。。他心虚。。。。LOL
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linearvib
(就站在你身后。。);
2015-5-12
(#9444218@0)
I thought we talked about this in this morning, when you said "relax..."
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madog
(武疯子 - 静静看你装);
2015-5-12
(#9444232@0)
Didn't get what you implied exactly though.
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redneck
(Cracker);
2015-5-12
(#9444251@0)
改啥呢。。。看着你不挺好的吗？省得你太装。。。。
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linearvib
(就站在你身后。。);
2015-5-12
(#9444212@0)
昵称太罗嗦~~~一个字就成了：~~鬼~~~
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dong3213
(笨牛);
2015-5-12
(#9444223@0)
呸。。。你。。。真。。。是。。小笨牛！
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linearvib
(就站在你身后。。);
2015-5-12
{29}
(#9444235@0)
就站在你身后。。。吓S你。。。
vomit-causingly flirteous.
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win
(秋天的菠菜);
2015-5-12
(#9444320@0)
中文翻译：催吐性撩骚。
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madog
(武疯子 - 静静看你装);
2015-5-12
(#9444499@0)
哈哈！让俺想起警卫员王霞的故事。
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xiangcaosh
(船头);
2015-5-12
(#9444138@0)
黄汪霞。
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madog
(武疯子 - 静静看你装);
2015-5-12
(#9444144@0)
怎么这么多故事? ~~ 女警卫员?
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444202@0)
男警卫员，名叫汪霞（武哥说的对）
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xiangcaosh
(船头);
2015-5-12
(#9444319@0)
没看明白~~是在影射什么政治人物吗?~
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dong3213
(笨牛);
2015-5-12
(#9444198@0)
LOL~~小鹿纯子来了~~:)
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444200@0)
偶也没看懂，谁能解释一下？～～
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siwuxu
(无根藤);
2015-5-12
(#9444216@0)
忒木想象梨
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win
(秋天的菠菜);
2015-5-12
(#9444226@0)
装清纯。。。LOL
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linearvib
(就站在你身后。。);
2015-5-12
(#9444239@0)
我~~~ 好象好邪呀, 这么一比~~:DDDDD
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444246@0)
懂了！hahahaa
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siwuxu
(无根藤);
2015-5-12
(#9444280@0)
精子和卵子，谁有更大的vote, 对后代特征？
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win
(秋天的菠菜);
2015-5-12
(#9444220@0)
hey!~~
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dong3213
(笨牛);
2015-5-12
(#9444230@0)
欢迎菜蔬重返江湖!!!
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444231@0)
几天不见，小鸟涉足黄色小说创作了。不过经过三果已木有神马能拍岸惊奇我了
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win
(秋天的菠菜);
2015-5-12
(#9444266@0)
都被他们带坏了 ~~快来拯救我吧~~lol
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444299@0)
最佳就是吸引“秋菠”。
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d2008
(老百姓);
2015-5-12
(#9444270@0)
真的哈, 把他引出来了~~
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444303@0)
小小鸟对秋波的吸引力超过了牛牛。。。
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ejbeqhouse
(执手，心安，吾家);
2015-5-12
{18}
(#9444418@0)
我是唯恐中坛不乱。
他是来拯救我的~~Lol
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444457@0)
没有吧？ “you made me gay ~ 11:09 (#9444310@0) +1 reply -win(秋天的菠菜);”
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newvest1
(newvest);
2015-5-12
{16}
(#9444484@0)
我再添点乱，哈哈
今天阴雨蒙蒙，看到你的马甲，眼里一亮，
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ejbeqhouse
(执手，心安，吾家);
2015-5-12
{18}
(#9444261@0)
原来窗外闪了一电。
中坛老戏骨回来了。
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bushunyan
(theCabinInTheWoods);
2015-5-12
(#9444264@0)
长得比较丑的那个~~
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dong3213
(笨牛);
2015-5-12
(#9444338@0)
hint ~~
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
{77}
(#9444228@0)
官二代和农民工长得酷似, 农民工的爹年轻时给首长当过警卫员~~~ 反正往歪了想~~LOL
同性恋？~~
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dong3213
(笨牛);
2015-5-12
(#9444236@0)
卖糕的~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444237@0)
LOL，这个好，哈哈哈哈
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newvest1
(newvest);
2015-5-12
(#9444241@0)
2 possibilities: Male A fxxx Fe B, or, this is the out-of-box thinking part. Male B fxxx Fe A.
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win
(秋天的菠菜);
2015-5-12
(#9444244@0)
跪了……
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sr-71
(Black ✈);
2015-5-12
(#9444248@0)
免跪~~起来讲~~~lol~~
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dong3213
(笨牛);
2015-5-12
(#9444262@0)
LOL。。。
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redsky
(大大咧咧的苹果);
2015-5-12
(#9444256@0)
You。。。淑女啊，颠覆三观。
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ejbeqhouse
(执手，心安，吾家);
2015-5-12
(#9444276@0)
小鸟让往歪了想~~这是俺能想到最歪的啦~~
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dong3213
(笨牛);
2015-5-12
(#9444289@0)
protest for the gay-discrimination. 同性恋 = 能想到最歪的啦? bad. this is very bad.
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win
(秋天的菠菜);
2015-5-12
(#9444298@0)
LOL ~~~you made my day ~
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444310@0)
LOL ~~~you made me gay ~ -littlebird09(小小鸟); 11:09 (
#9444310@0
) +1 reply
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win
(秋天的菠菜);
2015-5-12
(#9444314@0)
wow，LOL.
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ejbeqhouse
(执手，心安，吾家);
2015-5-12
(#9444322@0)
WOW ~~
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444461@0)
我能想到的最歪的事，就是和你一起到老。。。。
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ellen649
(艾伦);
2015-5-12
(#9444331@0)
这么拙劣的甲醇你也上当？ you 颠覆 me 三观 ....
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win
(秋天的菠菜);
2015-5-12
(#9444292@0)
呸！~~
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dong3213
(笨牛);
2015-5-12
(#9444321@0)
你我二人，三观都是
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ejbeqhouse
(执手，心安，吾家);
2015-5-12
{34}
(#9444336@0)
用来下酒的，进了肚子，颠你个头啊。
三观 = 观棋不语，观帖不回，观 porn 不脸红
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win
(秋天的菠菜);
2015-5-12
(#9444351@0)
老牛氓。。。
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ejbeqhouse
(执手，心安，吾家);
2015-5-12
{12}
(#9444430@0)
不是流氓啊。
我做到了一观。
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madog
(武疯子 - 静静看你装);
2015-5-12
(#9444434@0)
你不说， 我也知道。不装， 我也明白。
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ejbeqhouse
(执手，心安，吾家);
2015-5-12
(#9444449@0)
如果这故事是别人讲的，我好理解。。。
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fang_yi2000
(齐二郎);
2015-5-12
(#9444260@0)
哈哈哈哈，这个有点颜色
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river66
(乐呵呵青山);
2015-5-12
(#9444240@0)
赞同父异母的好兄弟
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redneck
(Cracker);
2015-5-12
(#9444275@0)
哎, 忘了说, 是转贴, 转贴 ~~:DDD
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444293@0)
为什么要转啊？LOL
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fang_yi2000
(齐二郎);
2015-5-12
(#9444306@0)
把大家注意力引过来呀, 牺牲我一人, 开心你们大家~~ 我容易吗~~
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444313@0)
谈当年曹愚用个长篇＂雷雨＂才讲明白的故事，小小鸟用两行字就讲完了。高手，高手啊。
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icespeeder
(Speeder On Ice);
2015-5-12
(#9444315@0)
我~~~ 找地洞去~
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444317@0)
啊~~~~~我明白了！~~~~
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dong3213
(笨牛);
2015-5-12
(#9444325@0)
你! ~~ 我! ~~~
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444337@0)
文科生啊我~~~
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dong3213
(笨牛);
2015-5-12
(#9444347@0)
太纯了~~LOL
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444416@0)
pure methanol
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win
(秋天的菠菜);
2015-5-12
(#9444447@0)
快说, 这段日子你躲哪去了? 我们的呼唤你没听到吗~~
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444483@0)
真有才啊
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mangosteen
(MG);
2015-5-12
(#9444324@0)
是转贴, 转贴 ~~:DDD -littlebird09(小小鸟); 11:07
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littlebird09
(小小鸟);
2015-5-12
(#9444339@0)
：）
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mangosteen
(MG);
2015-5-12
(#9444470@0)
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