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枫下佳缘 / 快乐单身 / 女单租房几乎不要钱。想做变性手术了。在看租房信息，惊讶坏了。
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X Avenue & Y Road - 1房1厅
我是 - 单身男性。我有房，想出租部分给他人
【大致租金】$1/月 - MM/DD 发布【入住时间】即住
【所在地区】North York 【联络信息】416-xxx-xxxx
【合租对象】单身女性 【房屋概况】高级公寓 主卧室 合厨独厕
-wangqingshui(忘情水);
2007-8-18
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(#3877438@0)
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本轮沙发谈3点：1变性手术的成本回收期一定会高于此“单身男性”对你的出租期，他性趣过了，老水ROI危乙。2光变性手术还不行，你还要整容，否则你定不能过面食关，成本再加！。3。。。怕砸不说了。。。过！
-1977777(永远的神话);
2007-8-18
(#3877446@0)
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看来狗狗早就打过这主意了，考虑过很久了吧，你可以和水兄结帮对相互鼓励，相互支持啊！
-int_arts(int_arts);
2007-8-18
(#3877830@0)
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天下有免费的午餐吗？
-happysmile(快乐小路);
2007-8-18
(#3877474@0)
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有免费的午餐, YES, depend on how many TREE YOU HAVE PLANTED, less than 5, ~ only a hot dog, over 15 +, ~a burger with wagon ride, +all you can DRINK, hey guy, go tree planting NEXT year
-donstation(第 7 次開騷);
2007-8-18
(#3877491@0)
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素８素真滴？
-fattyfish(囧打疫苗，废了胳膊);
2007-8-18
(#3877577@0)
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这其实不是免费的，种15颗树3小时也不够啊，一个burger有多少成本，0.5元钱？按最低工资算还是他大赚了。如果忘情水以后买房也这样，种一小时菜管一个hotdog，我们还不把他骂死，哦！是把她骂死。
-int_arts(int_arts);
2007-8-18
(#3877605@0)
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８错啦，以前偶植树还要倒贴午餐那：）８过，坑是别人事先挖好的，咱们负责把树放进去，然后推土填坑：）
-fattyfish(囧打疫苗，废了胳膊);
2007-8-18
(#3877616@0)
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is there any free sex ? hahaha. Free burger is not very attractive, but free sex is ! It's not illegal to advertise free sex ! Only sex that requires money is illegal !
-thebear(熊);
2007-8-18
(#3878125@0)
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这你也信啊，哈哈～～～～～～～～根据本人那么多年的租房经验，把房租写０／１，这种一看就ｆａｋｅ的价格的目的只有一个：置顶啦啦啦～～～～～～～～～～
-fattyfish(囧打疫苗，废了胳膊);
2007-8-18
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(#3877509@0)
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坚决顶水兄！坚决顶财迷！坚决顶名女！俺资助你$1表表心意。
-int_arts(int_arts);
2007-8-18
(#3877566@0)
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水兄，你又赚了：巴西开国际先河 宣布将免费为公民实施变性手术
-int_arts(int_arts);
2007-8-18
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(#3877597@0)
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你真有才，我要是跟水哥开这样的玩笑，他的脸马上能变得给我吓死。
-waterandmelon(watermelon);
2007-8-18
(#3877600@0)
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他其实还是很尊重长辈的。他一般只敢吓唬吓唬美女，其实是出于嫉妒，因为他现在还不是美女。
-int_arts(int_arts);
2007-8-18
(#3877606@0)
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支持
-oasis(oasis);
2007-8-18
(#3877650@0)
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做什么变性手术?加拿大都合法了,过几天有个单身男性也找单身男性合租,不但不要租金还包吃包睡.
-zizhe(字者);
2007-8-18
(#3877662@0)
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Why are you so surprised, I know a lot of girls who don't have to pay rent, their laptop, diamond jewelry, expensive clothes, even their car are all free gifts (from guys, of course). LOL. There are so many guy suckers around.If this is not the case, I think you would have gotten a girl already. The fact that you're so surprised means that you never get to know girls, and still thinks that girls are goddess.
-thebear(熊);
2007-8-18
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(#3877703@0)
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你要坚守“卖艺不卖身”的基本操守，还有“螳螂捕蝉，黄雀在后”的韬略。
-647i(流浪的步行万里);
2007-8-18
(#3877801@0)
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就怕招来“只卖身不卖艺”的
-kent932(PathFinder);
2007-8-18
(#3878162@0)
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你是不是说－－－制造鸡蛋的那个。
-647i(流浪的步行万里);
2007-8-19
(#3878712@0)
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呵呵，女人又不缺心眼。这样的房子谁敢去合租啊。
-lilyba(sunshine 阳光灿烂);
2007-8-18
(#3877832@0)
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Oh! don't pretend you're fearfull please ! I know you want the free apartment to live !
-thebear(熊);
2007-8-18
(#3878119@0)
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你缺心眼，又不是人人都缺心眼。
-lilyba(sunshine 阳光灿烂);
2007-8-18
(#3878150@0)
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就是有人租的，我曾经看到过一个鬼佬女人贴上自己的照片要找free的地方住，估计也有这样的中国女人。有这样的找免费让住的男人，就会有这样的女人。
-tracyd(假若明天来临);
2007-8-18
(#3878127@0)
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Why don't you want to be someone like that man who can offer free rent to a woman, instead of wanting to be the girl who can have free rent. Have you ever heard there is a saying that you have to think big to be successfull ?
-thebear(熊);
2007-8-18
(#3877949@0)
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你才知道啊，看看这个吧，更直接了
-tracyd(假若明天来临);
2007-8-18
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(#3878092@0)
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sounds hiring prostitutes.
-goggles(烟雨人生);
2007-8-18
(#3878174@0)
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If it is direct, it's hiring prostitutes, if it is not direct, then it's trying to get a wife ? So the difference is whether it is direct or not ?
-thebear(熊);
2007-8-18
(#3878256@0)
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你觉得找老婆的广告是这样写的么？很清楚，写广告的人是想用房子的租金抵free sex用。我还看到过有个德国女人在toronto找免费的房子呢，把自己的照片也贴上去了。
-tracyd(假若明天来临);
2007-8-18
(#3878286@0)
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Did the advertisement mention any thing about SEX ? If you don't give him sex, what can he do to you ? These white men can talk very sweetly, I think you might ask him for it first before he ask you for it, if you live with him. hehehe.Also, looking for wife doesn't include looking for sex ? LOL ! Does your man lives with you without having sex and goes to the prostitute for sex ? You girls all like to pretend to be 仙女! LOL!
-thebear(熊);
2007-8-18
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(#3878321@0)
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呵呵，一想，我刚来加拿大的时候，住在一对老夫妇家里，免费吃，免费住，上班还免费搭车。
-lilyba(sunshine 阳光灿烂);
2007-8-18
(#3878171@0)
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This one is absolutely NEWS!
-goggles(烟雨人生);
2007-8-18
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I think if the old man is still young and "able", he will f___ you for sure ! Now that he is "not able", he can only offer you this and that and enjoy looking at you, ha ha ! I bet you're interested in the old man ! hahahaWait til the old woman dies, then you can live there for free forever ! He may even give his house to you for free too ! hahaha, there is a lot of dirty old man in town, even though they are not "able", they still treat you very very good.
-thebear(熊);
2007-8-18
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(#3878217@0)
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loL. 你是一只红了眼的疯狗。
-lilyba(sunshine 阳光灿烂);
2007-8-18
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yeh! and you're a red eyed FOX ! living in the dirty old married man's house without paying.
-thebear(熊);
2007-8-18
(#3878240@0)
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有这等好事？
-pastrychef(蛋糕);
2007-8-18
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Why are you so surprised, do you know how many girls live in guys' place without paying rent ? Don't tell me you don't let your girlfriend live with you without paying rent ! This is just like a blind date,just that this guy is more generous than paying for just a drink !
-thebear(熊);
2007-8-18
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(#3878337@0)
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什么时候富婆们也能这么踊跃的发言就好了－－lz就不用变性了－－女同胞们，努力啊
-647i(流浪的步行万里);
2007-8-19
(#3878727@0)
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我曾经看见国内一则新闻，说4个老富婆用一个年轻男人，结果那个男的只能用伟哥来取悦4个饥饿的老女人，还差点送了小命。忘情水GG不用作变性手术，只需要找对方向，还要加上伟哥。
-tracyd(假若明天来临);
2007-8-19
(#3879503@0)
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对了，忘情水GG的脸太黑了，最近太阳那么列，大概经常出去，估计更黑了。要做富婆的小DD就需要把脸弄白一点。
-tracyd(假若明天来临);
2007-8-19
(#3879506@0)
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水兄千万别听这小姑娘的话，这边是黑的值钱，你还不够很黑啊。
-int_arts(int_arts);
2007-8-19
(#3879964@0)
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喂,变性多难过呀,你做小鸭公,找个老富婆包起来,不就好了?不光有免费住房,啥都有了.
-l4whiskas(寻找花猫);
2007-8-19
(#3879959@0)
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还是你比他有才
-1977777(永远的神话);
2007-8-19
(#3880007@0)